Are you going somewhere? Or why are you kissing Mommy?
Icecube! Stwaight ahead!
Mama, tell me the one about the cro—the ouchie cross.
Mom, do you feel like you don’t have anything to do?
My clothes are da mountains. I shut my knees so they don’t go pophole.
Regan, I always wanted you for my baby brudder.
There was someping under my bed. In my sleep I heard a noise and I sot dere was someping under my bed. I didn’t turn my head because I was too sacred. I heard a boice under my bed.
Tom taked dem one step at a time.
What do boogers eat?
What is a ghost?
When I grow up to be a big daddy, will you still be my mom?
When we die, we go to heaven to bisit God. And God’s Son. Named Jesus. Christ.
Who is God?
Why are school buses yellow?
Why are we Mennonite?
Why can’t babies talk?
Why do mamas wear dresses?
You can still be my wife and live in my house. And you should be kind to my children.
